Thursday, June 17, 2010

Drink Eight

JUST KIDDING DAY EIGHT

Bought Valerian root to take to help me sleep. My papa swears by it.

Doing great on the no sex front. For dinner I made myself a sausage salad smeeeeared in creamy goat cheese.
Oh sausage salad you're so good and smeared I like to put you in my mouth and then chew you up and eat you oh yes sausage salad thank you so much.


Also today I went stress shopping and bought these tortuously painful cheap like a whore heels to wear around the house for when I'm feeling destructive. It works like a charm. They are not to be worn outside but can be worn in the bedroom. You know for when I stop eating sausage salads and start eat.. I forgot my mom reads this. hi mom.


Passing sober time vainly again. Here are the whore heels.

1 comment:

  1. I love you and think you should consider publishing this after the month.

    Just sayin'...

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